T'sara Vandercross (tsara) wrote,
T'sara Vandercross
tsara

I need something better to do....



Gondolier 1: Get out of my way! This canal is not big enough for two gondolas! Gondolier 2: Blaspheme! How dare you talk to me in that tone!

And Now, THE TALE OF TWO ORNERY GONDOLIERS WHO WERE INTERRUPTED BY AN AMIABLE CONTRUCTION WORKER

Construction Worker
: Stop fighting, gondoliers. I think I can get some of my construction buddies to help widen this canal so that both of you can fit through it. Evil Genius: Not if I can help it!

And Now, THE TALE OF TWO ORNERY GONDOLIERS WHO WERE INTERRUPTED BY AN AMIABLE CONSTRUCTION WORKER ONLY TO BE ASSAULTED BY AN EVIL GENIUS

Evil Genius
: My henchman will foil your canal expansion plans! Get them, Igor!
Igor: I can't. I think I'm falling in love with the second gondolier.

And Now, THE TALE OF TWO ORNERY GONDOLIERS WHO WERE INTERRUPTED BY AN AMIABLE CONSTRUCTION WORKER ONLY TO BE ASSAULTED BY AN EVIL GENIUS WHOSE HENCHMAN FOUND SWEET LOVE

Igor
: Will you marry me, second gondolier?
Gondolier 2: I would, but I'm already married to that woman over there.

And Now, THE TALE OF THE TWO ORNERY GONDOLIERS WHO WERE INTERRUPTED BY AN AMIABLE CONSTRUCTION WORKER ONLY TO BE ASSAULTED BY AN EVIL GENIUS WHOSE HENCHMAN FOUND SWEET LOVE BUT WAS TURNED DOWN BECAUSE THE SECOND GONDOLIER WAS MARRIED TO THAT WOMAN OVER THERE WHO LOOKS JUST LIKE COUNTRY SUPERSTAR BARBARA MANDRELL

Gondolier 2
: I love you, Barbara Mandrell look-alike.
Barbara Mandrell look-alike: I love you too, second gondolier.

THE END
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