Love me! Need more to read....need communication! Need freedom! Must escape! Will flee! Yes! I will run to my freedom! Wait..no...I will eat my way out of here. Yeah, that's it. Or I will pray to the mighty snow Gods and make it dump 6 feet of snow up here every day for 10 days! No work then! Hmmm...no paycheck then either....argh. No, that won't work. Help me!!!