T'sara Vandercross (tsara) wrote,
T'sara Vandercross
tsara

My kind of math...

Simple Math from a strictly mathematical viewpoint.
It goes like this:
What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder what those people mean who say they are giving more than 100%?
How about achieving 103%?

Here is a little mathematical formula that might help you answer the question; What makes up 100% in life?

Let's say A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+12+5+18+11= 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5= 100%

AND

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20= 103%

And look how far ass kissing will take you!

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7= 118%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certaintly that:
While hard work and knowledge will get you close and attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass Kissing will put you over the top!!
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