FIVE GOOD WORDS TO KNOW IF EVER CONFRONTED WITH A SITUATION THAT REQUIRES YOU TO SAVE THE WORLD...

By defeating a crazed nazi in a game of German Death Scrabble...

1. QUETSCHKARTOFFELN (mashed potatoes)
2. XBEINIG (knock-kneed)
3. ZUCKERZUEG (candy)
4. ÜBERSCHLAG (somersault)
5. QUETSCHUNG (bruise)

You can't lose. :)