Be careful what you wear (or don't wear), when working under
your vehicle, especially in public. From the Northwest Florida Daily
News comes this story of a Crestview couple that drove their car to
Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he
fixed the car there in the lot.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the
On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from
under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of
underpants turned private parts into glaring public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back
into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and
found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.