April 10th, 2002

Distracted Bunny

QotD

Ok, here's a few to make up for me missing a few. :)

The first is a series that fits together...

"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427?-347? B.C.)

"Plato was a bore." - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." - Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)

"I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy." - Ernest Hemingway (1889-1961)

"Hemingway was a jerk." - Harold Robbins


In the same set of those quotes...

"But plato wasn't a bore....he was just....emmmmm.....platonic...."


And finally....

"'For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum'
*I'd say five-fifths these days*"