May 4th, 2002

Distracted Bunny

A little joke

The passenger tapped the cab driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the sidewalk, and stopped inches from a department storewindow.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mister, don't ever do that again. You scared me half to death!"

The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that a little tap could scare him so much.

The driver replied, "You're right. I'm sorry,really it's not your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years."
Distracted Bunny

QotD

Disscussing movies on a message board...the topic of Knights Tale comes up. (Personally, I really like the movie...heck, I own it. :)

Someone decides to post this...


"hahah well it wasn't as bad as the Ninth Gate.. I've seen pornos with better plots."