June 2nd, 2002

Distracted Bunny

Nosferatu in a Hole

(Put to the tune of Birdhouse in your Soul by They Might Be Giants)

I'm your only friend; I'm not your only friend; But I'm a really ugly friend; but really I'm not actually your friend; But I am...

Nosferatu in the sewer by the subway
Who watches over me
Little Nosferatu in a Hole

Not to put to fine a point on it
Say I'm the only Nos in your Bonett
Little Nosferatu in a hole.

I have a secret to tell
from my really deep well
It's a simple message
and I'm leaving out the whistles and bells

So the Prince must listen to me
Or it's death that he just may see
My name is Nosferatu
And you see there is no 'e'

My time is infinite
like the Longines Symphonette
I never rest

(chorus again)

*So, someone want to help me continue this? This is just part one of what will be a long standing TMBG/White Wolf Tribute. :)
Distracted Bunny

Quotes from a Security Guard

T'sara says: WAKE UP!!! IT'S AN EMERGENCY!!!
T'sara says: Ok, no it's not. Just testing your reflexes.
Dan says: What?
T'sara says: LOL, A little slow there man....people could have been dead....
Dan says: Yea...they can bite me, heh