I couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't
hack it, so they gave me the ax.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it
--mainly because it was a so-so job.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too
Then I tried to be a chef, figured it would add a little spice to
my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.
I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I
couldn't cut the mustard.
My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any
Next was a job in a shoe factory;
I tried but I just didn't fit in.
I became a professional fisherman,
but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company,
but the work was just too draining.
So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit
for the job.
After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job
as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.
My last job was working at coffee house, but I had to quit because
it was always the same old grind.
SO, I RETIRED, AND I FOUND I AM PERFECT FOR THE JOB!